The Politics Of Oz
Some people are like the Scarecrow,
they vote Democrat because they have no brains.
Other people are like the Tin Man,
they vote Republican because they have no heart.
The rest are like the poor Lion,
they vote Independant because they have no courage.
However, things could be worse ... you could be
the incumbent witch and get hit by a house!
watch out for flying monkeys, falling houses, and
pay no attention to the person behind the curtain!